windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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