dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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