this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
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That's how twitter works, right?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Everclear isn't food dammit
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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