I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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