She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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