dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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