I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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