So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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