I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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