remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Randomize
