sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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