Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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