Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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