Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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