Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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