Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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