New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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