i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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