So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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