Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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