So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
