She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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