you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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