I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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