Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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