i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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