i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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