Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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