fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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