What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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