He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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