Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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