i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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