Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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