So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I need to wash the frat house off of me
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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