Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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