oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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