pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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