turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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