North Korea, Best Korea!
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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