I just made out with a guy for $7.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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