I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
