I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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