It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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