Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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