Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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