Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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