super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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