Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We need to rekindle our bromance
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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