When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
