The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think pants incapable of making pants work
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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