i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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