what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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