the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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