Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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