so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
40s are totally the cure
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
